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2008-12-27T11:54:00.000-08:00

is it wrong that i find drunks repulsive?

don't reply to this. just form an essay in your mind,

zeroes.

2008-12-16T11:07:00.000-08:00

should i bother watching heroes anymore?
too tired to download latest episode.

it's a sad day today. i had to look up on the internet (to double check) that 86.4 liters was 86,400 millileters.
IM MEANT TO BE SORT OF INTELLIGENT SOMETIMES!
GEEZ.
x

NO FUCK NO HALLELUJAH

2008-12-14T03:49:00.000-08:00

okay, so the x factor winner's single is hallelujah - im all for defending the fact that alexandra's interpretation is solid and good, but i just saw someone say they preferred her version to jeff buckley's.

WTF?!?!?!!?!

i can't stand for that. the day jeff buckley's version is not touted as the best is the day i die.
and i also fucking read somewhere that jeff buckley's cover is crap. (it was written by some upperclass twat in the guardian letters section). you won't find a version with better range, soul or emotion as jeff buckley's. it's amazing.
listening to his version of hallelujah is being drugged on opiate.
it is mellow yet powerful and soft yet strong.
it is a big fat beautiful oxymoron.

SO SHUT UP.

!!!

2008-12-13T14:53:00.000-08:00

YES ALEXANDRA WON.
life is complete. good good good!!!

eff me all over.

2008-12-13T12:56:00.000-08:00

HOLY SHIT.
x factor is not over yet but i needed to say how AMAZING the alexandra beyonce duet was.
incredz.

(se)x factor

2008-12-13T09:51:00.000-08:00

final of the x factor tonight and if alexandra doesnt win im going to kill the public BECAUSE
if i have to listen to eoghan talk again i might kill myself. he looks like a reject doll from the cabbage patch christmas line.
and okay, JLS have good voices but they are so irritating.
alexandra isnt very likeable, but shes got an incredible voice and there's no denying that.
i don't really like any of them that much (i was rooting for diana (till she got laringytis and became squeaky) and then ruth) but alexandra is the best out of them.
i do wonder though if the judges hear the same thing that we do. because many-a-week in a row the performances have been drowned out by overly loud backing tracks (see eoghan's performances) and they all say stuff like: "i really want you through" (thats louis) "i love ya" (cheryl) "im boring" (danii) "way too english for my own good" (simon).
so yeah, im hedging my bets on alexandra to win.
fingers crossed

does anyone else have this?

2008-12-13T02:21:00.000-08:00

i can never laugh at tv shows or jokes on my own. is this a problem? is it to do with not being able to let go?
even at my favourite shows, like 30 rock or arrested development, i only laugh afterwards when with friends THINKING about the jokes. do i need to watch these shows WITH people, to laugh?

the only thing i can actually chuckle at by myself is never mind the buzzcocks, but it might be man love for simon amstell

NO BANANA.

2008-12-09T10:19:00.000-08:00

i dont trust nigella lawson anymore after what she did with my banana muffins.
they came out like rock cakes.
TOO MUCH FLOUR.
150g. tut tut.

dont be such a poo

2008-12-07T08:50:00.000-08:00

my cat is such a weirdo. she snores louder than me.
ALSO - i should not be allowed to perform serious technical thingies when i am half asleep. it ends up with lots of deleted files.

eurgh. what a boring evening.
one of these days i need to get round to watching all the old episodes of fringe i have missed.

bisected

2008-12-07T02:46:00.000-08:00

i have seriously cut my index finger on my right hand. it's like a centimetre deep.
i have art mocks on wednesday/tuesday.

PLEASE HEAL FAST. i BEG you.

how am i supposed to shower like this?

holy cow

2008-12-06T12:17:00.000-08:00

you cant make that stuff up.
the way he's handling it, i don't think it's going to survive either.

your payment history makes you eligible for a loan

2008-12-06T10:45:00.000-08:00

someone at the company specialsavings.com thinks my name is "benjamin cokface". they told me via email.
i was also offered 1000 to 50 000 pounds if i signed up for something involving my credit card details and a pyramid scheme.

who?

and why?

dribble

2008-12-06T09:03:00.001-08:00

only i would fall asleep at 4 o' clock in the afternoon.

it is illegal for it to be this cold and for it not to snow!

srsly.

2008-12-06T05:50:00.000-08:00

who was the dumb shit on the heroes creative team that thought killing of kristen bell would be a good idea?

yes, fair enough i've had enough of the sylar/elle thingy. but in the same respect there is only one character in the entire show that i like and that's hiro.

AND wtf was the end? was it meant to be a huge twist? we knew that that happened with claire being handed over by hiro's dad.

double you tee eff?

who?

2008-12-06T04:28:00.000-08:00

is that seth rogen? he looks like a younger, less jewish woody allen.
where has all the weight i loved him for gone?

brb...

2008-12-06T04:03:00.000-08:00

reading other people's blogs has made me want to have one again.

but first thing's first:

screw tags
i finally figured out the lyrics to 2000 and something classic "babycakes"
clearasil is a miracle worker.

kk, bye?