Saturday 27 December 2008

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is it wrong that i find drunks repulsive?


don't reply to this. just form an essay in your mind,

Tuesday 16 December 2008

zeroes.

should i bother watching heroes anymore?
too tired to download latest episode.


it's a sad day today. i had to look up on the internet (to double check) that 86.4 liters was 86,400 millileters.
IM MEANT TO BE SORT OF INTELLIGENT SOMETIMES!
GEEZ.
x

Sunday 14 December 2008

NO FUCK NO HALLELUJAH

okay, so the x factor winner's single is hallelujah - im all for defending the fact that alexandra's interpretation is solid and good, but i just saw someone say they preferred her version to jeff buckley's.

WTF?!?!?!!?!

i can't stand for that. the day jeff buckley's version is not touted as the best is the day i die.
and i also fucking read somewhere that jeff buckley's cover is crap. (it was written by some upperclass twat in the guardian letters section). you won't find a version with better range, soul or emotion as jeff buckley's. it's amazing.
listening to his version of hallelujah is being drugged on opiate.
it is mellow yet powerful and soft yet strong.
it is a big fat beautiful oxymoron.

SO SHUT UP.

Saturday 13 December 2008

!!!

YES ALEXANDRA WON.
life is complete. good good good!!!

eff me all over.

HOLY SHIT.
x factor is not over yet but i needed to say how AMAZING the alexandra beyonce duet was.
incredz.

(se)x factor

final of the x factor tonight and if alexandra doesnt win im going to kill the public BECAUSE
if i have to listen to eoghan talk again i might kill myself. he looks like a reject doll from the cabbage patch christmas line.
and okay, JLS have good voices but they are so irritating.
alexandra isnt very likeable, but shes got an incredible voice and there's no denying that.
i don't really like any of them that much (i was rooting for diana (till she got laringytis and became squeaky) and then ruth) but alexandra is the best out of them.
i do wonder though if the judges hear the same thing that we do. because many-a-week in a row the performances have been drowned out by overly loud backing tracks (see eoghan's performances) and they all say stuff like: "i really want you through" (thats louis) "i love ya" (cheryl) "im boring" (danii) "way too english for my own good" (simon).
so yeah, im hedging my bets on alexandra to win.
fingers crossed

does anyone else have this?

i can never laugh at tv shows or jokes on my own. is this a problem? is it to do with not being able to let go?
even at my favourite shows, like 30 rock or arrested development, i only laugh afterwards when with friends THINKING about the jokes. do i need to watch these shows WITH people, to laugh?

the only thing i can actually chuckle at by myself is never mind the buzzcocks, but it might be man love for simon amstell